benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

(via c-umbercollective)

mishacockins:

this gif is my fucking favorite thing in the world, the way Misha turns around expecting a normal sized human

(via doctor-assbutt-deduced-lucifer)

Reblog if convenient.

allonsy221b:

heresyourhost:

If inconvenient, reblog anyway.

Could be dangerous

(via chrisandhayley)

comparingmeerkats:

comparingmeerkats:

this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days 

he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine 

(Source: khalessiofpizza, via ear-hats-are-cool)

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

(via archangelina)

br000t:

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active 

I’m not even active

(via archangelina)